[K] Anikuji Drama CD Track 2 [Figure’s Direction] Translation
Disclaimer: Audio file does not belongs to me, many thanks to consta-ntly for sharing with us. As usual very rough translation so pardon the mistakes. There is that one small part where Fushimi and Yata said something in unison after their ties which I did not catch, send me an ask if you caught what they were saying. Enjoy!
Fushimi: Figure’s direction.
Yata: Ah, yes yes yes. This is Homra, the person in charge right now is out at the moment- Wha- It’s just you Totsuka-san… Yes, Mikoto-san and Kusanagi-san is not around, more like I’m the only one at the shop right now.
Yata: Ah? On top of the counter? Ah~ it’s been on my mind since just now… What is that doll? Figure? Hah, you have been awaken by art? That means you made this Totsuka-san? Eh, hear my opinion? My opinion. Opinion… I feel that you sure have lots of time on your hand.
Yata: That’s not it? My view on its quality? Let’s see… this doll of Mikoto-san is like a replica. I could tell it was Mikoto-san from one glance, I’m not good with this sort of stuffs so I can’t say any helpful things but I thought its cool. So much that I would like to display it in my room. And the one beside it… it’s me, isn’t it? Hah, well I guess it looks alike. Giving my views about my doll is quite embarrassing you know! Eh? I can have this? Hehe, I’m quite happy. Where should I display it… Yes? Yes? There’s one more right?
Yata: Ahh~ there is, although I tried to pretend I didn’t see it. Yes, this dingy glasses face and that stiff blue uniform, it’s Saru, isn’t it. Why him too? It’s not nice to leave out a comrade you say? He is not our comrade! He is the worst bastard that betray Mikoto-san and me! Ah!? I don’t need it, Saru’s doll! Ah, oi wait wait- Totsuka-san? Oi Totsuka-san!
Yata: I brought it with me but what should I do with this Saru’s doll? I might as well throw it away. Oh, how convenient the trash can is right before me- Well, object has no sins and I can’t just throw what Totsuka-san has made…Argh! Really what should I do?
Yata: Gyaah! Saruhiko!
Yata: What’s with you clicking of tongue?
Fushimi: Don’t spit your spit, I might catch your stupidity.
Yata: Ah!? There is no way you can catch stupidity by spit!
Fushimi: So you are not going to deny that I called you an idiot?
Fushimi: That’s why you are an idiot.
Yata: Shut up! You are the only who said it! If I am an idiot than you are a moron! A moron and four-eyes. Moron four-eyes! Ha-ha! Moron four-eyes.
Fushimi: Tch. What are you, an elementary student? Huh?
Fushimi: What are you holding?
Yata: This is…!
Fushimi: Hee~ Since when did you have a hobby of playing with dolls Misaki~? No, it’s not funny. It’s too painful.
Yata: You should laugh- no don’t laugh! A reason! There’s a reason for this! Look carefully!
Fushimi: You and this is… me?
Yata: R-really well done isn’t it?
Yata: Oi, say something.
Yata: Don’t look at me with those pitiful eyes!
Fushimi: You flipped out too much.
Yata: I don’t want to be told off by you! I will explain so listen up, these dolls are-
Fushimi: Totsuka-san right?
Yata: Ahh-oh… How did you know?
Fushimi: Only he would make such things.
Yata: T-that’s it! Saying stuffs like he have been awaken by art and such- Ah! I know, I will give you this.
Yata: There is no need for me to have your doll so this is yours.
Fushimi: I don’t want it.
Fushimi: Do you not understand Japanese? I said I don’t want it!
Fushimi: There are 3 reasons; there is no way I want it, I have no interest in dolls, I don’t want to touch anything that you have touched. Convinced yet?
Yata: Like hell! The third reason was too harsh! Last time we even shared drinks and stuffs didn’t we?
Yata: Saruhiko! What are you drinking?
Yata: How nice! Let me have a sip.
Fushimi: That isn’t just a sip!
Yata: Ahh that was delicious! I will give you the rest.
Fushimi: Gross Misaki- Hey it’s mine!
Yata: Don’t sweat the details. What belongs to you belongs to me as well, isn’t that right?
Fushimi: Tch… Idiot!
Fushimi: Thank god I didn’t catch your stupidity.
Yata: Hyaaa! You piss me off! Since things comes to this, let’s duel! Whatever you say I will give this doll to you.
Fushimi: Duel? That’s fine, let’s do it.
Yata: Wait a second! Let me put down the doll. Yosh, here I go! First comes rock-
Yata: What are you doing, get into stance.
Fushimi: I am, aren’t I?
Yata: Wrong! Get into the stance of rock-paper-scissors.
Fushimi: Are you underestimating me?
Yata: Shut up! I just got told off by Kusanagi-san not to cause a ruckus in the streets.
Yata: Listen here, if I win, you will accept the doll.
Fushimi: Then if I win… you die.
Yata: There is a limit to that!
Fushimi: You started this fight yourself, burden the responsibility.
Yata: C-cut me some slack.
Fushimi: Then, shout I’m a pervert with a fetish for dolls while walking around that area. Die socially.
Yata: That’s harsh too.
Fushimi: If you can’t do it then no duel.
Yata: I get it! I do it with your conditions! Let’s go! First comes-
Fushimi/Yata: Rock. Rock! Paper! Scissors!
Fushimi/Yata: Isn’t that a tie? Isn’t that a tie?
Fushimi/Yata: Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie!
Yata: We are in sync.
Fushimi/Yata: Isn’t that a tie? Isn’t that a tie?
Yata: There is no end to it. Just how many time did we tied?
Fushimi: Like I know? I only counted till the 200th time.
Yata: How did we tied that much? You… are you reading my mind?
Fushimi: How should I know what an idiot is thinking?
Yata: Then you must have cheated.
Fushimi: I would have won then.
Yata: That’s right. What should we do, continue?
Fushimi: No, it’s too troublesome. Hmm.
Fushimi: The doll, I will accept it so hand it over.
Yata: Oh! You- really!?
TsunFushimi: Only because it is troublesome. Hand it over before I change my mind.
Yata: O-oh! This is it, take good care of it.
Fushimi: What I do with my things is my choice.
Yata: Ah! I don’t care anymore. Do whatever you want. See you!
Fushimi: Hah… a handmade by Totsuka-san huh? If I threw it away carelessly I might be cursed- Huh? This! Isn’t this Misaki’s doll?
Yata: I’m back- Wha- No one is back yet? Keh, that jerk Saru, wasting my time… no, It’s Totsuka-san’s fault but since this figure is of such good quality- huh. Huh? This is Saru’s! I must have passed him the wrong one by mistake! Oi oi, is this for real?